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You're smart as a fart and twice as stinky.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
Why don't little girls fart?
Because they don't have a**holes until they're married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll laugh at you.
It is better to have farted and lost
Then to never have farted at all.
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